Saturday, March 19, 2011

Saint Patrick's Day Partaaay

So, we had a St. Patrick's Day party here the other day. I went to a couple of stores and got some stuff. One store was the liquor store. One was a grocery store. The other was a store called Deal$.

Yes, Deal$. It used to be called Deal$ Under A Dollar, but now, there are things there that cost $5! Whoa! So I got some door prizes for my roommates and I. I thought my brother might stop by, but he didn't. However, we did give a goodie bag to the pizza delivery man and Alex came over too! We all got prizes!

I won the Doublemint Gum and a green aluminum water bottle.

We have stuff left over that's now in a "party box" including shittons of little plastic crap and some of those bracelets you get when you go to clubs and whatnot. This way, when we want to have another party, we can just get the box out and party it up.

I also got a sombrero for $1. Best purchase of the month.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Anagram Fun OR A Far Gunman

Tom Marvolo Riddle =

Immortal Dove Lord
Ramrod Doll Motive
Doormat Dill Mover
Rad Voldemort Limo
Dammit Drool Lover
Armored Doll Vomit
Dorm Milt Overload
Immoral Veldt Odor
Immortal Odd Lover
Rival Molded Motor
Moral Voldemort Id
Marmot Devil Drool
Dad Lover Milt Room

PS. A Cab Crocheted Helium Loops, A Cab Recollected Hips Ooh Um, A Claustrophobic Leech Dome, A Bleached Couch Metropolis, A Cubical Colored Them Hopes, A Subcompact Heroic Ode Hell, Acceptable Heroic Hoodlums, Impeachable Soccer Holdout, Teachable Piccolos Humored, Alphabetic Coloured Schmoe, Problematical Deuces Hooch, Problematical Douche Echos, Collaborate Choices Humped, 

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Craphole Prevention

Well, you can't say I didn't warn you. I even put it in the title. I told you that this could become a craphole. And it's been awhile since I've made a quality post. Last night's visual pun doesn't count. Even though it's a very nice picture of a fence post, it's not a post. This is an attempt.

Right now I'm watching the final moments of a miniseries called Downton Abbey. It's set in England pre-WWI. The clothes are fabulous, the millinery is fabulous. (btw, I spelled millinery right on the first try) They're just getting things like electricity and telephones. And it's full of awesome things like Maggie Smith saying "Stick that in your pipe an smoke it." And it just ended with the line "We are at war with Germany." And that's the end of the whole 7 episode arc. Ugh.

It's like the entire series was a build up to this moment, and while Ellen and Sarah had warned me that not everything got resolved, they didn't tell me that NOTHING WAS RESOLVED. The sad middle sister got fucked over by her vindictive awful older sister who also did not get her happy ending. The only people who got what they wanted were some of the servants. Which is awesome.

Now I'm watching this horrible scifi thing called Lexx. I remember catching some of it super late at night on the old Sci Fi channel and thinking I was hallucinating. It's just so weird. It's like, seriously odd.

Anyway, I think this is all I'm going to say for now. Maybe next time I'll have something more coherent for you.

Here's to hoping.